Foreign Gal Looses Emotional Control When Overcame With Sudden Jealousy

On July 25, a Bulgarian female experienced unruly and unjustified jealousy and scurried eight blocks along the Lower East Side of the Island of Manhattan to verify that the person who she was having sexual relations and residing with since March 2007 was faithful. Once the female arrived at the male site she observed no evidence of unfaithfulness, and immediately felt remorseful of her jealous outbreak. Shortly before the scurrying she had a phone conversation with the aforementioned male during which she harshly expressed discontent that he was busy with his career and could not take a cab back with her to their dwelling.

The evening of July 25th concluded in the male and female sharing an awkward cab-ride to their dwelling. In the aftermath of July 25th, the female estimates irreparable damage in her relations with the male. Evidence concludes that the best turn of events would have been if the gal had slept on her jealously instead of acing on it.

Stay tuned for more information.

In a related story, a female Bulgarian spends a workday contemplating visiting a psychologist. However, later that day decides that if she had to visit a psychologist after every selfish date she has, she would be committed by now.

An Ex-Boyfriend Confession

Smart(ish) Comedy

Timetable

It's always a good sign when you start off your Saturday waking up after 5 hours of sleeping pill induced sleep to watch morning TV while quietly sobbing about your relationship.

If things continue moving in that direction I might be crying hysterically by lunch, attempting to slit my wrists by dinner, and being driven away by an ambulance by the time the Late Night Show starts.

In the early hours of Sunday morning I will meet the love of my life - a doctor at Emergency.

By Sunday brunch we will be way off to Vegas to seal the knot with the doctor. Sunday evening I'll be pregnant with his twins - a boy and a girl.

Beginning of July Update

Four months into living together and things started falling apart. I showed him my bad side, he showed me his. Suddenly we are not so sure about this relationship. We just sit there, stuck in a moment, waiting for things to get better or get worse.

I'm not naive to point fingers at him and accuse him of wrongdoing, when I myself have been wrong on many occasions.

My friends are tired of listening to me complain. I'm tired of listening to me complain.